- me all the time:
May 28th, 2012
(Source: makebelievethati-impress, via ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny)
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
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May 26th, 2012
there is a wasp outside of the screen porch and it's making me nervous even though it can't get in here
hey
hey kid
you think you’re fucking safe in there
ain’t nobody safe when a wasp wants fuck shit up
ain’t
nobody
(Source: chantillyxlacey)
Helen Keller goes on a blind date
*ba dum tss*
i don’t see how this is funny
neither did she
(Source: teapayne, via okaythatwasfunny)
(via cutestofthecute)
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
(via slashteddy)
yes actually
im pretty glad you didnt post banana
that guys an asshole
(Source: wishtag, via youre-bey0nd-beautiful)
life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
(Source: ourbedroomafterthewar, via iwillmindfuckyou)
